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Totally Cheesy - Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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Mosh pits? Cool. Stinky arm pits? Really not cool.

Your taste in music may be excellent; however, rancid underarm smells are always the pits. So, never mind the mainstream shower scene, and let anarchy reign with our Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Funny Soap Bar!

Protest the odoriferous oppression of large corporate soap monopolies by supporting an all-natural punk soap movement. This rebellious, small-batch, handmade soap is crafted from vegan ingredients by an independent grass-roots family business. After a rough night of stage diving, you'll be peeling yourself off the shower floor when you see what lather from real soap looks like!

  • Please Wash the Buttocks - Here's the Soap Bar
  • Punk club show funk? Did you wake-up stinking like a bad tribute band? Get amped to Scrub and Destroy!
  • Underground underarm soap or non-conformists.
  • Clash against the system and not your hygiene.
  • Punk doesn't mean neglect your junk! You don't want it rotten
  • Also removes inky hand stamps
  • This soap will never teach you bass

So, crank up some tunes while you're lathering yourself down as you rid yourself of grunge and rotten smells with our anti-fascist, anti-establishment, pro-hygiene, cheeky novelty soap. This hardcore soap bar will wash your last caress down the drain with any lingering funky dive bar smells and inky hand stamps. So, all that will remain are memories of incredible shows in venues crowded enough for some fun mosh pit action. Who knows, it may finally wash the old 9:30 club smell off of you!


  • Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
  • Handcrafted. Dive Bar Soap.
  • Small-Batch. Cold-Process.
  • Simple Ingredients!
  • No harsh chemicals or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free.
  • Aluminum-Free. Pop Music Free.
  • All-Natural! Phthalate-Free.
  • Parabens-Free. Fascist-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free.

Did you hear that? The shower's calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"!

This unique novelty soap is a terrific prank gag gift for young punks, old punks, dirty punks, misfits, social outcasts, classic punk rock music lovers, hardcore music lovers, boyfriends, girlfriends, and anti-establishment aficionados.

Our Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Artisan Soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The prank gift box design is as an homage to a classic punk album cover, with enough puns to make the room spin! A funny gift idea for him!

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

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