Totally Cheesy - Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

The ultimate betrayal... 

When shit gets real, grab hold of our Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap, and begin scrubbing that stinky memory from your mind, clothes, and hopefully not your car.

You may consider yourself the ultimate negotiator, "butt" there are some "shituations" you can't escape. So never negotiate with a fart; otherwise, you could end up the butt of the joke.

• Oops. That Wasn't a Fart. Soap
• Never negotiate with a fart....
• They can't be trusted under pressure!
• You played Russian roulette with your butt... and lost!
• 9/10 men admit to being too trusting in the past.
• Did your sphincter soft-serve you a bum deal?
• You took the risk and it back-fired.
• Unforgettable Scent
  
  

Consider this a cautionary tale. Do not consider playing Russian roulette with your rear end, even if the wages are high. It may seem like a fun idea at first,  "butt" the consequences for playing this game may cause a rip in your pants and the spacetime continuum altering the course of your life forever.

• Made in the 🤎💨 of the USA!
• Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
• Cold-Process. All-Natural Soap Bar.
• Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
• Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
• Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free.
• Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Farts.
• Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
• Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!
• Caution: Betrayal. It can happen to you.

In summary... Never trust a fart.. it can backfire up your backside big time! This novelty soap is a funny gag gift for: risk takers, bean lovers, Dutch oven instigators, and pull my finger types. 

This fun soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The cheeky prank gift box measures 3.25 inches wide x 3.25 inches tall x 1.25 inches deep. Our Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap is a funny stocking stuffer and a hilarious gag gift for boyfriends.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Recycle this box and burn those pants!

Great for: gag gift for men, poop jokes, bathroom humor, gifts for men, farts, funny gifts for men